dr who is so crazy imagine your species goes extinct except for two theater kids who call themselves The Orthodontist and the Administrator and they just go around causing problems and destroying your entire culture’s reputation
did you hear about the ancient race of enchanted elves? they fell into the darkness of their own hubris. anyway that over there is the two survivors, Wiz and da Boss, who are only taking breaks from kicking each other in the nuts to make out
had a dream someone had edited the defunctland “a powerful rat named charles entertainment cheese” into a sentence mix that was something like
a powerful pppppppprat named charles [long audio pause the exact length of “entertainment cheese”] [the fade in is charles windsor] [a bike horn remix of god save the king starts playing] [wilhelm scream] [charles gets whacked in the head by a map showing a united ireland, independent scotland, and for whatever reason the angevin empire’s french holdings]
My pet theory is that Lowtax’s soul warged into Elon Musk’s body at the moment of his death and is bored of Musk’s life and actively trying to kill him, but every self-destructive behavior the relatively low-rent Lowtax’s restless ghost can think of is simply rewarded by society when you’re absurdly rich
i’d seized on “all the president’s men” as my new work audiobook but it’s unfortunately very engaging so i am having a hard time not just listening to it whenever
